Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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