I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
being pregnant is like rehab
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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