Dual....:-)
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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