nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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