no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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