If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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