I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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