i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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