Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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