I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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