do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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