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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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