She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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