i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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