this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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