can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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