i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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