Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We left an ass print on the piano.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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