So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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