Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And my parents said I crawled through the house
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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