OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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