I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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