Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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