I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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