the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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