I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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