nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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