Already got asked if we're dating
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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