i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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