I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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