Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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