Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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