Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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