Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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