I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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