I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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