I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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