I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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