Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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