Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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