so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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