what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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