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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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