Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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