i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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