We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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