You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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