He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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