Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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