Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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