STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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