i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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