my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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