k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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