office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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