well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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